Sweethearts

You know the Sweethearts candy from Necco? Do you like them? I HATE them. They taste awful. I got a box in science class and gave it to Casey, and he tried selling it to Noah, and then I said, "Hey, I want those back!", because I wanted to sell them, but then nobody would buy them, so now I'm stuck with this lousy box of Sweethearts. Maybe Terrence will want them. Hmmmm..... or Chris..... fifty cents?..... no, too low, better start high and lower the price..... make 'em think they're getting a discount..... I wonder how much dough I can make.......

More Thoughts on Breakfast

As described in "Thoughts on Breakfast", cereal boxes continually say how wonderful breakfast is. Here's one example, copied word for word from a Kellog's Cocoa Krispies box.

Start your day with a delicious bowl of Kellog's cereal and you'll benefit from it's nutrients. That's right, research shows that breakfast is linked to having a healthy body weight. Breakfast eaters have healthier body weights than those who skip breakfast. In fact, studies show eating cereal as part of a nutritious breakfast is important for both children and adults to promote healthy weight.

Lies. All lies. My dad has been not eating breakfast for some time now and he's losing weight. Just another gimmick to sell cereal. What's the world coming to?

Progress is Progressing on the Website

Unfortunately, I'm steadily working on the website. Hopefully, the files will inexplicably disappear off my computer. The world would be a better place if they did.

Thirteen Days

It's been THIRTEEN DAYS since this blog was created.

More Weirdness

You probably thought I had stopped posting. You thought, "He hasn't done anything in four days, he's forgotten about the whole thing. We're safe." Well, you were wrong! I'm back, and I have more deppressingly weird news. I'm making a website, that, if possible, will be even weirder than this blog. It's not ready yet, but when it is, I'll tell you the web address so you know what to avoid.

Barnacle Problems

Barnacles are destroying the historic Nardobee Pier in southern Montotistan. Most scientists agree that removing them would cause a serious problem. They don't know what the problem would be, but you can bet it'll be serious. So there's nothing we can do. Too bad.

Major Bookin' Cook Awesomeness

I got to level 10 of 12 on Cartoon Network.com's Bookin' Cook! And it's very hard that high up, even if the game has a retarded name.

Scrambled Egg Success

Just last night I made PERFECT scrambled eggs with just the right amount of butter in the pan (see "Scrambled Eggs"). Yay!

Now & Later "Green Tingleberry"

There is a new flavor of Now and Later called Green Tingleberry, and it is HORRIBLE! Don't eat it! It comes in a pack with Red Radberry and Purple Wildberry. Red Radberry isn't very good; it's too sweet with no flavor. Purple Wildberry is the best, but it's not good enough to buy the whole thing, since the other two thirds are no good. And plus, all of them have dumb names.

Boiled Eggs

I hate boiled eggs. I love all other kinds of eggs, but I hate them boiled. Yuk.

MILESTONE: 13 Posts!

Not Enough Socks

I don't have enough socks so I end up wearing dirty ones I dig up from the dirty clothes hamper. I need more socks. It's not that I mind wearing dirty ones; I could care less, but digging them out of the hamper is a pain.

Small Basketball Veiwed on Big! Lots Sign

Rumors about a basketball on the "L" of the Big! Lots sign were confirmed yesterday. Here's a photo:

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there! Well....not everyone. There's a few people whose names I won't mention who I really don't like and ......

Useless Scooter

The shocks constantly fall out of my scooter, to the point where the whole thing is now useless. They fall out about every thirty seconds. Dumb shocks.

Mounds Bar

I reccieved a Mounds bar today. Mounds bars are the best candy on earth.

Wasted Saturdays

Adults waste Saturdays so often. They make kids go to art museums, concerts, shopping trips, and all kinds of things, and don't let the kids stay home and play video games in peace, or play with their freinds down the street. It's awful. In just a few minutes I will be forced to go on a bunch of errands with my parents. This stinks.

Thoughts on Breakfast

All those cereal boxes always say "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" and all that. They say it gives you thinking power for school. Energy. All kinds of stuff. But why should we trust them? They want to sell their dumb cereal to make more dough so what do you think they're going to say? "Breakfast is not important at all." ? Breakfast is a hoax. And so are all the other meals. I never get hungry at lunch or dinner. Instead of "Breakfast" when you wake up, "Lunch" in the middle of the day, and "Dinner" in the early evening, we should have these mealtimes: "Floco" at around 10:00 a.m., "Slataboo" at about 3:30 p.m., and "Vorvavoota" right before bed. That's when I get hungry.

p.s. you might think "Brunch" would be a better name for "Floco", but you see, "Brunch" is a combination of "Breakfast" and "Lunch", and we're completely eliminating any traces of those. So that's why we use "Floco", which literally means "Middle of the morning" in FreakenLakenDookinFlakin, the official national language of Weirdo Land.

p.p.s. "Slataboo" means "afternoon euphoria", and "Vorvavoota" means "nighty-night-night-night-night."

Anti-Snailitism

When you make your profile on this thing, you can say you're male, female, or not specify. But what about snails? Snails are male and female at the same time! What about them? What if they want to make a blogspot account? It's not fair.

Scrambled Eggs

Scrambled eggs are disgusting with too much butter in the pan. Nauseating. I think I'm going to barf now....

My Views on Leftover Spaghetti

Leftover spaghetti is disgusting. That's all there is to it. The sauce is all dried on to the spaghetti so you have to put water on it before you put it in the microwave, and you end up with semi-moist congealed garbage sticking to the spaghetti with red tomato flavored water in the bottom of your bowl. Lousy garbage.

New Lego Set

I got a new lego set.

New Blog

This is a new blog. It is small right now, but it will be bigger later.