Sickness

I was sick and that is why I have not been posting. Although sickness is usually not fun, unless you like being sick, don't like being sick but still think it's fun, or need to be sick as part of your disguise as a sick person so you can get into a certain hospital to deliver a secret packet of information to a certain person who will go to the dairy farm and deliver the secret packet of information on the location of the sugar bowl to some cheesemakers, you are probably glad I was sick, scince that stopped me from posting nonsenseical and/or stupid stuff on this blog.

Thirteen Weeks

It's been about THIRTEEN WEEKS since this blog was created. Or something like that. No, actually I have no idea. But yeah. About sort of.

Suspicious Lady Update

I have been watching the lady at my school that looks like Count Olaf for the past few weeks, and I quickly noticed another thing that makes me think even more that she's Count Olaf. She's (or he's) got white stockings on. White stockings that you can't see through. White stockings that would be perfect for hiding a tatoo of an eye on your left ankle!

Largest Flower

The largest flower in the world weighs 24 pounds and smells like rotting flesh. It would make a great houseplant.

It's three feet in diameter.

Zoo-Wee Mama

My very own Zoo-Wee Mama comic.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My dad said I have to close down my blog because it's too weird. I'll be deleting it tomorrow. Actually, that's probably good for you, but I really liked my blog. )-:

THIS MONSTROSITY WAS CREATED BY A STRANGE PERSON
AND RATHER UNFOURTUNATELY WAS PUT HERE AT 12:08 PM

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Happy April Fool's Day!