Fingajinga: July 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Website Cheapness

My website is cheap. I need to do something about that. In response to the overwhelming amount of emails I am getting about this blog, no, I did not forget about my blog, I was just staying at my freind Bob's house and he doesn't like technology so I couldn't get on a computer. Wow, it's been a long time, hasn't it? Feels good to be back. BIG FAT STINKIN LOUSY FREAKIN WIERDO!

An unfourtunate block of text about this blog that should not be read

This is not something you want to read. It's a waste of your time. Ignore it. Like everything here, it should be dismissed with disgust. This blog was created because its creator had nothing else to do at the time, and decided to create this, a decision that would forever change the world--for the worse. Just go away and forget about it. Maybe it will disappear for some unknown reason. We can always hope. And whatever you do, don't, don't don't DON'T follow this blog. Now, here is something else to avoid: a word from the author about his demented life.

Fingajinga

Friday, July 3, 2009

Website Cheapness

Pages

An archive of past nonsense

On a scale of one to thirteen, how much do you like to drink pure lemon juice?

Which mealtimes do you think are better? (Described in "Thoughts on Breakfast")

Are you embarrassed that you wet the bed last night?

here you can look for something specifically stupid. and it's not powered by Google. So there.

An unfourtunate block of text about this blog that should not be read

A pitiful paragraph about how strange I am. Don't look at it.

My pal Mr. Olive

Another equally disturbing and abnormal blog, written by my IQ of 69 alter ego.