a blog of random, unimportant events and thoughts. go away. read something else. this whole thing is a waste of time.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Giant Chickens Returned to Proper Pens
I was out in Weirdo Land trying to catch giant chickens that were barfing up toxic gas bombs and return them to captivity. I'm currently working with George Lucas on a film about my adventures. So I haven't been posting much.
Hello. You're welcome to look at all the meaningless garbage on this blog, but you'd probably be better off just going to the next one. All this thing has to offer is stupidness and disturbingly strange weirdness. And even if you do stay, make sure not to vote on any of my ridiculous polls.
On a scale of one to thirteen, how much do you like to drink pure lemon juice?
Which mealtimes do you think are better? (Described in "Thoughts on Breakfast")
Are you embarrassed that you wet the bed last night?
here you can look for something specifically stupid. and it's not powered by Google. So there.
An unfourtunate block of text about this blog that should not be read
This is not something you want to read. It's a waste of your time. Ignore it. Like everything here, it should be dismissed with disgust. This blog was created because its creator had nothing else to do at the time, and decided to create this, a decision that would forever change the world--for the worse. Just go away and forget about it. Maybe it will disappear for some unknown reason. We can always hope. And whatever you do, don't, don't don't DON'T follow this blog.Now, here is something else to avoid: a word from the author about his demented life.
A pitiful paragraph about how strange I am. Don't look at it.
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